Movies I would never see, even if you paid me

I was recently questing around my dirty, dirty garage looking for something. I think it was something manly, like a wrench, or a gun. Anyway, I found a box of old video tapes that we put out there a couple years ago when we were cleaning out our front room collection of records and videos so we would have space for the new furniture my mom had just purchased. Well, I found some awesome things in there, like the Crash Test Dummies official movie, a fuck ton of Land Before Time movies, and something I forced myself to forget...

The most disturbing movie ever filmed. No, it's not Salò, it's even worse...

I found a recording of... Raggady Anne. The 1977 movies "Raggady Anne & Andy: A Musical Adventure". The most disturbing thing I had ever watched. I still have nightmares of the Greedy.



A disgusting ball of taffy that constantly eats, yet is never full. He sings about his plight and how depressing it is to be him, and how the only way he can feel fulfilled is by eating the heart of his true love, or some fucked up shit like that. So he tries to eat her. Raggedy Anne and Andy escape with their Camel friend. I can't properly describe how terrible feeling you get when you watch this movie. It's like a fucking acid trip, but a lot less fun.

Now can you imagine what it would be like if they made a live version of Raggady Anne & Andy but it was directed by Tim Burton? Holy mother of God, I don't even want to think about what it would do to my already fragile psyche. Not that I don;t love Tim Burton, I feel like he's an amazing director making such amazing movies like "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and "Sweeny Todd", and he's working on a remake of "Alice in Wonderland", but his style is so weird, so out there, that it would tip this movie over the edge. If you have seen the concept art for the remake, you'd know exactly what I'm talking about.

I would never see this movie again, even if I was payed to watch it. I can't even listen to any of the songs because they bring back such horrible memories. I'm not the only one who thinks this, just ask my sisters, they are just as fucked up by this as I am. Now if you will excuse me, I have to take a test about Restaurant Management or something, which I didn't study for.