Thursday, May 28, 2009

coming back for seconds

Tomorrow I will start working on my next video, so stay tuned. I'm planning on talking about one of the greatest, if not the best (sorry Johnny Tsunami) Disney movies to ever be released, and that is the one, the only, Brink!



Starring Erik Von Detten as Andy "Brink" Brinker (what a shitty name), who is the leader of the rough and tumble gang of skaters who call themselves the "Sould-Skaters" since they skate for fun, and not money. Basically, this is a movie about how awesome these kids are at roller-blading, and that sponsors mean jack shit if you don't have any heart, or you're a complete dick.

So stay tuned, cause shit's about to get serious.

And remember, it takes a champ to stay in line

Get it? Thats a Skating referance! Oh Disney channel, you slay me!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Pokémon: a look back on greatness (Pt. 1...?)

Well, I completed my first video, congratulations me. Its a short look on Pokemon, and it's really a way for me to test the waters and see if I actually want to make more videos. If people like it, I'll make more, if they don't, well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

well, poo-tee-weet, it was fun to make so I guess that's all that matters. Now, I do realize now that I rendered it all and did everything that I forgot to mention the Poke-rap, so if people want, I'll do a short video all about that, and how it's god damn impossible to memorize.

So, without further adieu, I present Pokemon : A Look Back on Greatness



Also, you might find ad's after the video is done. This brings some small amount of profit to me, so yeah. This is the closest thing to a job I currently have.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Holy shit, a video?

Yes, I am making my first vlog about the 90's, it's all about Pokemon. Since it's my first vlog, I decided to make it short, so the full video will only be about 15 minutes, and I promise, it will be full of incoherent babbling and pointless cuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TabtLlvyMZQ

Why am I doing this you may ask? Because I can. The internet is already a shitty place, so what harm can a couple of bad videos do? Its like pissing in a sea of piss, no one will notice.

so yea, this is only a preview, hopefully I will have the full thing up by tomorrow, but who knows?

I'm lazy

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

This is harder than it looks

I thought that I could talk for hours about Pokémon, but damn, it's alot harder than I thought it would be. So far I only have about 1:30 minutes recorded and mashed up, but that's only cause I have the full Pokémon intro with some commentary, and my own intro.

Maybe I should write a script or something, just to help get the ball rolling in my mind.

Or at least some fucking key points.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Jesus Christ

I never thought I'd be the type of person to make a blog. I always hated the idea of blogging, I never really understood it. Just people sitting down and telling anonymous readers about the funny thing their cat did today, or how big of an asshole their boss is, or how the feminists are trying to destroy everything that is manly. But one day I awoke, and I decided that I should start a blog about my life in the 90's, and how it made me the socially inept person I am today.

My life revolved around things like Pokémon, MTG, cartoons, and trying not to get caught in the CROSSFIRE (which I eventually did). Waking up every morning before school and watching Pokémon and Transformers, trying my hardest to learn the Poké-rap, but never quite being able to remember all 150 in the correct order. I'd often try to sing along, but the fast paced beat of the song coupled with a mouthfull of Fruit Loops made this quite a difficult task. I actually continued this all the way through High School, that is, even when they changed the program schedule from my beloved Pokémon to... sigh... Dual Masters and Code Lyoko. But Pokémon alway came back, and I always watched it.

I started evolving into the person I am today sometime in middle school. I was one of the anime kids, you know the ones, we had pictures of Gaara and Ryoko taped in our lockers. We wanted to become ninjas, and travel to Japan. We were, in short, weaboos. We stuck together like legos, and often ate lunch alone, outside on the bleachers, where we could talk of our obsessions in peace. Eventually I met Edgar Mendez, a transfer student or something, I don't actually remember. But we became quick friends. He showed me things like D&D and Magic the Gathering, obsessions I still blame him for to this day. He also forced me to go to a special High School with him, but thats another story.

I often wonder how my life would have been different if I was, lets say, born in the 80's like my sisters. Would I have hated all that I love today? Would I answer the door when people knock on it? Would I have a girlfriend and a drivers license? Would I have moved out of my parents basement? Maybe, but thats getting into the whole Nature vs. Nuture argument that I don't really want to dive into at this moment.

Hopefully I will get a good Camera or something so I can record some things about the 90's, since thats really what I want to do for this blog. I feel like I could express myself easier with movies than typing. I already go on rants about how great the 90's were, just ask my friends.I don't really know how to end this post, since I'm losing focus and I don;t want to read what all I've typed

Damn ADHD